We were all noobs once...except Bill...he's been in existence since the beginning of time.
When God said, "let there be light," Bill said, "turn it off I'm trying to sleep!"
The reason the dinosaurs went extinct was because Bill was pissed that he ran out of watermelon ale so he killed them all.
Bill is the reason the Eiffel tower is crooked...he was in charge of lining it up vertical but after multiple watermelon ales, his sight was slightly skewed.
Bill is the reason the Devil went down to Georgia...Bill told him to GTFO of CT.
When Bill realized how much he missed his Bonnie, he stuck the ground thus opening the sinkhole in the Corvette museum.
Bill's favorite quote: "I don't always do name changes, but when I do it's hilarious."
If Chuck Norris were to shave his beard, you would see that he is really Bill. Notice you haven't heard anything from Chuck Norris for awhile meanwhile Bill is everywhere...coincidence? I think not.