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    We were all noobs once...except Bill...he's been in existence since the beginning of time.

    When God said, "let there be light," Bill said, "turn it off I'm trying to sleep!"

    The reason the dinosaurs went extinct was because Bill was pissed that he ran out of watermelon ale so he killed them all.

    Bill is the reason the Eiffel tower is crooked...he was in charge of lining it up vertical but after multiple watermelon ales, his sight was slightly skewed.

    Bill is the reason the Devil went down to Georgia...Bill told him to GTFO of CT.

    When Bill realized how much he missed his Bonnie, he stuck the ground thus opening the sinkhole in the Corvette museum.

    Bill's favorite quote: "I don't always do name changes, but when I do it's hilarious."

    If Chuck Norris were to shave his beard, you would see that he is really Bill. Notice you haven't heard anything from Chuck Norris for awhile meanwhile Bill is everywhere...coincidence? I think not.
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    Default Re: Fun facts about Bill...

    sub'd
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    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.

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    Man did not create fire, Bill did.

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    After Bill got tired of dealing with Grand Prix's, he sent a carrier pigeon to GM. This carrier pigeon, infused by the anger of Bill, made the CEO's head explode thus resulting in the closure of all Pontiac plants.
    Gone But Not Forgotten...1997 Grand Prix GT - Anna Nicole -Your Not So Typical Top Swapped, XP'ed, IC'ed, 3.4" Pulleyed, SLP header build - GETRAG 284 5 Speed...
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    after the pilgrims landed on plymouth rock, bill is the one that actually forced the indians to give the new settlers food for thanksgiving.

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    During WWII, the US did not drop an atomic bomb on Japan. Bill sneezed while eating sushi and leveled Nagasaki.
    Gone But Not Forgotten...1997 Grand Prix GT - Anna Nicole -Your Not So Typical Top Swapped, XP'ed, IC'ed, 3.4" Pulleyed, SLP header build - GETRAG 284 5 Speed...
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    If you look towards the sky at night and see the moon, the craters on its surface were not made by rocks slamming into its surface. They were caused by Bill's raw power after jumping up and down.
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    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.

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    The statues at Easter Island are actually busts of Bill.
    Gone But Not Forgotten...1997 Grand Prix GT - Anna Nicole -Your Not So Typical Top Swapped, XP'ed, IC'ed, 3.4" Pulleyed, SLP header build - GETRAG 284 5 Speed...
    New ride: 1993 Chevy S10, 4.3L auto, 171k...all the old...all the slow
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    Bill does not click on Drunkie threads.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    Bill is Chuck Norris's idol

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Bill.
    Gone But Not Forgotten...1997 Grand Prix GT - Anna Nicole -Your Not So Typical Top Swapped, XP'ed, IC'ed, 3.4" Pulleyed, SLP header build - GETRAG 284 5 Speed...
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    Bill has already been to Mars...that's why there are no signs of life.
    Gone But Not Forgotten...1997 Grand Prix GT - Anna Nicole -Your Not So Typical Top Swapped, XP'ed, IC'ed, 3.4" Pulleyed, SLP header build - GETRAG 284 5 Speed...
    New ride: 1993 Chevy S10, 4.3L auto, 171k...all the old...all the slow
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    Bill once took a piss in a semi truck fuel tank just for fun. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.
    Gone But Not Forgotten...1997 Grand Prix GT - Anna Nicole -Your Not So Typical Top Swapped, XP'ed, IC'ed, 3.4" Pulleyed, SLP header build - GETRAG 284 5 Speed...
    New ride: 1993 Chevy S10, 4.3L auto, 171k...all the old...all the slow
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    Default Re: Fun facts about Bill...

    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.
    Gone But Not Forgotten...1997 Grand Prix GT - Anna Nicole -Your Not So Typical Top Swapped, XP'ed, IC'ed, 3.4" Pulleyed, SLP header build - GETRAG 284 5 Speed...
    New ride: 1993 Chevy S10, 4.3L auto, 171k...all the old...all the slow
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    One does not slam drawers on Bill's tool chest.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    lmao

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    Bill does not jack up one's really stupidly low car.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    2007 Ford F-150 Lariat - 5.4L V8 - Bill secretly likes it
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    Bill doesn't need a lug nut key to remove a Transmission.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    2007 Ford F-150 Lariat - 5.4L V8 - Bill secretly likes it
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    When Bill has to jump a car, the leads attach to his nipples.

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    "Zipperhead" -Bill

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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