Respect my car, even if yours sucks.

Originally Posted by GTP in RTP

The WORST place to park is by the cart holders.
Lazy s.o.b.'s just push there carts in the general vicinity of the holder, anything close will get hit.

When I said next to I meant 2-3 spots away. Still risky but from my experience park far away I will have the lonely roller cart slam into the side of my car it's happened a few times to my Moldy Olds.


Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

Had a girl one time opened her door a bit hard into my car while I was sitting in it. I get out look at it small ding nothing much, she apologized, I said "ah not much I do body work on the side, then she says; "look to be honest I'm really not sorry, you looked cute sitting here, I was trying think of a way to get your attention and maybe a date." That's when I went nuts, I told her off like I was sitting in the car listening to the radio before I got out, knock on the damn window. At that point I asked for $40.00 bucks, she gave it to and wrote her phone number on a twenty. What and ass.

Originally Posted by Logan541

Had a girl one time opened her door a bit hard into my car while I was sitting in it. I get out look at it small ding nothing much, she apologized, I said "ah not much I do body work on the side, then she says; "look to be honest I'm really not sorry, you looked cute sitting here, I was trying think of a way to get your attention and maybe a date." That's when I went nuts, I told her off like I was sitting in the car listening to the radio before I got out, knock on the damn window. At that point I asked for $40.00 bucks, she gave it to and wrote her phone number on a twenty. What and ass.

Pimpin'

The only time I had someone open a door in the side of my car while I was sitting in it, I calmly got out of the car, walked around to the passenger side, and looked at the nice new ding on my fresh repaint. The owner of the other car was perplexed by my reaction and stood in awe as I got in the passenger side, closed the door, then forcefully swung it open to ding his car. I then got out and said, "Now my door repair will be worth it." I walked back around, got in, and left.

This thread is the reason why I own a DD and a "Toy". My toy stays in the garage, and try to avoid at all costs taking it places where it can get damaged by idiots. I remember my sophomore year of college I pulled into my dorm parking lot and a few seconds after I got out of my car I heard a crashing noise. Turned around and heard another. Two idiots were throwing beer bottles at the side of a van near the other end of the parking lot.

Originally Posted by sLpGPGT

and not some crazy ass pitbull

Concealed carry FTW?

Last week some idiot rearended my gp because he was trying to light his weed pipe and wasnt paying attention. He was lucky it was rush hour traffic and it only left a couple scratches or he prolly wouldve been in the hospital now lol

I never like to do this but one time i was in a hurry so i parked up close to the doors at the local wal-mart and thought that everythin would b fine...well i was wrong i came out and guess what i found.... A F**KIN COP hit the front end of my car and didnt move or anything just got out and went in the store. I stayed jus to see if hed come out so i could say something but after 10 mins sitting there i jus decided to leave. his license plate and bracket put a big scuff in my front bumper..so from now on i park at the end of the parking lot its a long way to walk but id rather walk futher than have more damage to the gtp.

This one time when I was 16, I managed to fail hard at parking in a crowded lot. I put a scratch on the bumper of a skyline (aka impala with those round tail light cover things) and ****ed up the entire side of my 96 cutlass. I mean I ****ED IT UP! I was gonna leave without leaving info, because of how bad it messed up my car (and 16 year old stupidity), but too many people saw me do it.

I gave them my info, they felt bad about my car and never turned it in to my insurance.





If you're the guy parking at the end of the lot to avoid other cars, I'm THAT GUY that will park as close to you as possible.

Someone did that to my grandpas' Saturn Outlook last year... He caved their door in with a donkey kick!

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

This one time when I was 16, I managed to fail hard at parking in a crowded lot. I put a scratch on the bumper of a skyline (aka impala with those round tail light cover things) and ****ed up the entire side of my 96 cutlass. I mean I ****ED IT UP! I was gonna leave without leaving info, because of how bad it messed up my car (and 16 year old stupidity), but too many people saw me do it.

I gave them my info, they felt bad about my car and never turned it in to my insurance.





If you're the guy parking at the end of the lot to avoid other cars, I'm THAT GUY that will park as close to you as possible.

No matter where I park or which car I am in, an SUV or truck will park next to me and obstruct my view and make pulling out safely impossible.

Reasons like this are why if I come to my car and see matching dents or scrapes on the car next to mine, I have my steering wheel anti-theft whatever-the-hell-its-called-metal-thing to jam into their door and drive away.

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

If you're the guy parking at the end of the lot to avoid other cars, I'm THAT GUY that will park as close to you as possible.

If you're the guy that does that, I'm THAT GUY that will do this:

Originally Posted by RareGMFan

I remember when I was moving out of an apartment a few years ago. I went back to make sure everything was clean and in order, and to video tape and snap some pics of the condition of the apartment before the management came in to look at it (in case they tried to claim something that wasn't there, or exaggerated about anything). I go back to my car, and some douchebag had parked their beat up, white Ford Aerostar really crooked, and less than a foot away from my driver's door. I was fuming to say the least. I had to get in through the passenger side, and crawl over to the driver's seat. Then I had to try backing, and straightening out 2 times to clear the van the way this jackass had parked. So when I finally got out of the space, I parked the car behind his van, took out my notebook and magic marker, and wrote "LEARN HOW TO PARK ASSHOLE". I then checked to see that no one was around, got out, stuck the paper under his windshield, and then proceeded to completely deflate both his passenger side tires. That way, even with his spare, s/he'll be just one tire short of being able to go anywhere.

Originally Posted by raregmfan

if you're the guy that does that, i'm that guy that will do this:

epic success!

I think everyone who is a car lover has had issues with people not giving a **** and dinging damaging their car. I know my car has two decent sized dents from people opening their doors fast and carelessly. I've also gotten my windshield spit on while I was at walmart. Like spitting on a car with no one in it is badass of them or something. And I always park far away to avoid stupid people, but then there are always those other assholes who park their pos right next to your car real close on purpose... People...

my car stays parked in the parking lot in a spot by the no park zone, well its 2/3 no parking zone now. lol

Whenever I'm at school, I park at the very top deck in the corners, cuz those spots are like a car and a half wide.

I just had my car key'd..it's hardly noticeable, and the majority of the mark will be painted over when I redo the rear end of my car. But I can't believe some people are that spineless.