So my old lady (19 year old GF) got really pissed at me tonight. Not sure what it was over really, she just came in screaming at me.
I said, and I quote "I honestly don't know why you are so angry at me, but you need to go to bed and sleep it off"
She didn't slap me, but hit my in my right cheek with a closed fist. She's little, but tiny people and still sting some.
Best part is tho, I had just gotten done mopping the kitchen, so it was slick. She went to storm/stomp off and guess what...karma-train hit her. She slipped and landed face first (don't worry, didnt bust anything but her lip) and I couldn't decide to laugh or help her. Being the kind-hearted person I am, I went to help her, and guess who got hit again...yep me.
So, I have learned today, don't clean the kitchen, or you're woman will get upset and knock hell out of you for it.