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ive just got a few things to rant about. yes, i was one of the people that was out at 6:00 AM this morning. i am a TRUE alcoholic, but what can you do? oh, sorry if youre irish, but **** you too.

A) the ***** bartender who yelled at the other bartender for giving us deals: youre a bad bartender. the reason to give deals is so i keep coming back to you. you just lost a customer, you stupid *****. youre the hottest one behind the bar so you actually should have been the one giving out the deals, but youre just a dumb slut who knows nothing about sales. did i go to school with you too? oh, that's right. you dont care because youre ****ing dumb.

B) the people that decided to put their careers on hold for a day of drinking: are you ****ing serious? go back to work and get out of the bar.

C) the people that have their kids at the bar who should clearly be in school: no way that you thought this was a good idea. when i was young if my parents decided to take me out of school because i was irish and it was st. patrick's day the people behind the desk would have laughed and said "oh hell no". put your 10 year old kids back in school and stop ruining their future for a moronic holiday that you think should be a national one. where is my german holiday? not one? oh, that's because im not a ****ing douche.


and just for extra ranting, the guy who thinks it is cool to sit outside with his windows down and system up drinking a beer: youre white, stop listening to hip hop. youre also like 30, get a ****ing life. i will throw rocks at your car when youre not looking because i think youre a dick. if you ask me about it later ill admit it because i was drinking at 6 AM and would rather you hate me and respect my quiet time than sit outside and act like your 14. **** you.


i was still drunk writing this.

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98 XGT - sold
06 impreza 2.5i 5 speed - stock, slow, and awesome

I got irish in me (red hair blue eyes) but some of what you said was to funny! I hope your day gets better!

i got you beat! red hair..green eyes. pure luck of teh Irish :P

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My car doesn't leak oil,
It marks it's territory.

wellmine are green/blue depends on if im pissed lol and when im sad they turn grey

I remember my first beer...







LOL just kidding!!! haha I usually hit up the flashchat when im drunk so 8 hours later when i wake up i never see what i wrote the night before, i try not to drunk thread becuase then i will see that **** the next morning!!!

i wasnt really that drunk. from all the drinking i did i could say i was fairly sober. it was just the people out yesterday that were making me angry.

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98 XGT - sold
06 impreza 2.5i 5 speed - stock, slow, and awesome

I got some Patron silver if you wanna try again

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My car doesn't leak oil,
It marks it's territory.

......i hate women that day!

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why?

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My car doesn't leak oil,
It marks it's territory.

im not a fan of tequilia. i was drinking gin/juice pretty much all day. snoop dog style.

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98 XGT - sold
06 impreza 2.5i 5 speed - stock, slow, and awesome

okay, i hate college women that day!

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woman+booze+boosting=no sex!?

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My car doesn't leak oil,
It marks it's territory.

i was way too drunk and tired for sexy time yesterday. i would have been liable if i "missed".

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98 XGT - sold
06 impreza 2.5i 5 speed - stock, slow, and awesome

damn...daz nasteee


LMAO!!

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2003 Blue-Black Metallic GTP Sedan - Almost Done...
2007 Gold Mist Chevrolet Cobalt LT - Custom CAI, NGK V-Power's, Muffler Delete, Custom Tuned PCM...Sure does have every bit of 130 FWHP
http://www.cardomain.com/id/03blueGTP

nah. they just over emphasize everything...........

me: whats goin' on man?
friend: not much u......
some random b*tch: omg, do u know its st. patty's day?
me in my mind: yea ya dumb c*nt, why do u think i'm here?

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Tryin' to get a cheap date...

Da Da Tschhh (crickets in background from sh**ty joke)

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2003 Blue-Black Metallic GTP Sedan - Almost Done...
2007 Gold Mist Chevrolet Cobalt LT - Custom CAI, NGK V-Power's, Muffler Delete, Custom Tuned PCM...Sure does have every bit of 130 FWHP
http://www.cardomain.com/id/03blueGTP