Shrimp?

I mean, come the f*ck on. How stupid are people getting when you have to put 'Warning: Contains Shrimp!' on a bag of frozen SHRIMP? I know it's probably just the company covering their ass just in case some waste of space person tries to sue them over it and such, but how the hell could you actually win that in court? "Oh well I did'nt know that my bag of SHRIMP contained SHRIMP, your Honor".

Give me a f*cking break.

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lol thats funny stuff, i am sure someone could win in that lawsuit remember the McDonald's accident when the old lady spilled the coffee and the sewed because it didn't say caution hot! ? well my sister actually just told me this the other day they had to do research about it in school, He grandson drive her to McDonald's and then after they got their food he "stopped the car" so that they could eat. Where in the new report they said that she was driving down the road. So Grandma got a fat some of money for sitting in McDonald's Parking Lot and spilling her coffee on herself, i mean come on...

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i bought a jar of peanuts before and it said "warning, contains peanuts"
haven't seen any since then, so this is a good find. always good for some laughs.

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people are like slinkies, not really good for anything until you push them down some stairs

Had a bag pf peanuts the other day the warning on it was May contain peanuts or have been processed on machines that handle peanuts"

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yea i had a jar of peanut butter that said the same thing "Warning contains peanuts" they probably have them on carrots some where to i could just see it now " Caution bags contains carrots"

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lmao

LOL

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thats like w/ the tires on my g/f's vue. she has 16 inch wheels w/ tires 235/65/R16.



and on the tires it says "ONLY MOUNT ON 16 INCH RIMS" lol.

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Dude thats funny

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now that is funny you should call up the distrubutor and processor and be like no s%$T

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