Woot!

Oh yeah, if I had a flag to stab into the ground proudly display my victory I would.

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97' Grand Prix Coupe
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...otburnout3.jpg
99' Regal GSE DD
Meanest sounding street driven exhaust: http://media.putfile.com/Extreme-exhuast-sound-vid

I take it this the first cherry you popped in a while Mr. Excitement??? haha jk

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2001 GTP 14.09 @ 100.46
1999 Ford SHO For Sale $3500

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I actually got to pop my wife's cherry, anything after that is just icing.



I'd like to pop my newest mustang GT cherry, but no luck finding one yet.

What? You too! I didnt know she had two! After I popped it I skewered it on a toothpick and garnished my whiskey sour with it.

You guys want a stupid, stupid kill story?

I dont need an answer, I know you want to hear it.

I work with an idiot. A huge bull**** spewing idiot. We all work with one of those guys. He can never be wrong about anything. He drives an old Pontiac Montana. It's got the 3.4. Not a terrible car or motor, but nobody runs around preaching about how it's been touched by the hand of the immortal cocksucking Jesus himself, like this moron. He swore his stupid ****ing minivan was faster than my GTP. Laffo indeed.

He swears its a destroked 3800, which we all know it is not. He also, for MONTHS challenged me to a small circuit race. The "circuit" being the small oval that consists of the outer ring of the parking lot where we work. I'd say its about 1000' long and 500' wide. It's a nice rectangle, glassy smooth, sharp 90 degree curves at each corner. And most importantly, an indifferent security force on premesis.

I drive an '04 GP GTP. Bone stock aside from a cloth air filter. We all know how this is going to turn out, but I'll go on with it anyhow.

In true redneck style we have a chick with less teeth than sense drop a bandana to start the "race". I immediately pull ahead and have time to see him fall two lengths behind me before the first corner. By the second corner he is just pulling around the first. By the third he hasnt even cleared the second. By the end I had already opened my door and thrown my elbow up on the roof in triumph.

I completely an unequivocally slaughtered him. He still tries to talk ****. Now he wants to do a 3.8 swap into his crummy van. It'll never happen. I'll always hold his bull****ting ass in my meager "emasculated" category.

Dr. Phat, you will NOT escape me.

LOL at Grum


Derek, what you fail to realize is that I already have!

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97' Grand Prix Coupe
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...otburnout3.jpg
99' Regal GSE DD
Meanest sounding street driven exhaust: http://media.putfile.com/Extreme-exhuast-sound-vid