The brandonl2000 dictionary of the south

The way this works is when Brandon uses his southern-isms and you aren't sure what they mean or you think they need to be added to the brandonl2000 dictionary of the south post up.



Cut a Shine (Kut eh sh eye-n)
To act outward in an effort to set things straight, generally used when someone doesn't give you the proper services or goods you have paid them for.
"I was gon have ta go down ta that tire shop n cut a shine"
Similar Phrases: "Cut up".
Per Brandon "additonal similar phrase, "cut up sideways!" cut up sideways is the more extreme of cut up. you are straight acting a fool cuttin up sideways "

PUT YER FOOT in IT!

country as a sugar sandwich.

hotter than 5 stacks of hotcakes!

(will be additional phrases to come as the urge comes, lol)

I wouldn't be able to have a conversation where you live apparently.

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

hotter than 5 stacks of hotcakes!

*picture of pancakes*

That sh1t is selling like themselves.

wow brandon your busier than a one armed paper hanger

Originally Posted by sdavis11b

wow brandon your busier than a one armed paper hanger

now THAT makes sense LOL

its what my kuntree buddy used to always say.

Originally Posted by sdavis11b

wow brandon your busier than a one armed paper hanger

one armed paper hanger???!

oh, here's another for you. suppose your aim (regardless what it is) SUCKS, i would say "you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle!"

That's like sayin you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a golf ball from five feet out if you tried.

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

one armed paper hanger???!

oh, here's another for you. suppose your aim (regardless what it is) SUCKS, i would say "you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle!"

In Oklahoma... we like guns... phrased as "You couldn't hit the broad side of the barn with a scatter gun."

THIS is why i stay up north

We never be talkin like dat over yonder up hurr.

See Brandon, now you know why I can never understand you. Apparently, I'm not the only one who thinks this, if we have to make a thread devoted to your word usage.

Originally Posted by SilvaMan61

THIS is why i stay up north

like people from Boston are easier to understand?


you guys got some weird ways of saying things too, up north lol

Originally Posted by scottydoggs

like people from Boston are easier to understand?


you guys got some weird ways of saying things too, up north lol

I agree on the north part. I have to talk to customers from Canada at work and some of them are almost impossible to understand. A guy was spelling out his postal code and was telling me Z but i can't even being to say how he said it and then how he thought we said Z which wasn't close.
Anywho, yes this thread will be appreciated to understand what you mean

zed and zee.

learn to use them interchangeably.

kthxbye.

Originally Posted by DreadMcLaren

See Brandon, now you know why I can never understand you. Apparently, I'm not the only one who thinks this, if we have to make a thread devoted to your word usage.

ah sheddup, sir! you understand me just fine.

AND you northerners are just as weird as us, talking with your mouth all rounded like "O."
ours are relaxed, like they should be.

@other nick, you got it wrong sir, there's a difference between country and hood.

relaxed? more like mumblin cuz ur too lazy to talk lol.

yea yea, adrian. yall are too uptight your words come out all ROWWNNDED and what not. mm mmmm.